Because I’m tired of answering the same questions all the time:
Q: Are you still alive?
A: Yes.
Q: Have you found a job yet?
A: No.
Q: How is being unemployed and staying at home everyday?
A: Boring. Real boring.
Q: What do you do to pass the time?
A: There was an X-Files marathon on SciFi the other day.
Q: Why haven’t you answered my email(s)?
A: I’m not good at responding to email(s) sometimes.
Q: Why can’t I leave a comment to this post?
A: I turned off commenting. You can email me if you like.
Q: What’s your email address?
A: I’m not telling.
Q: How many Bacardi and Cokes have you had tonight?
A: Five (5) six (6) seven (7).
I’ll update this as needed. UPDATED.