I fell in a hole.
Last night while walking down the street, my left leg fell in a hole in the sidewalk. My foot went down to about halfway up to my knee and I scrapped up my shin a little. It was hilarious. It was wedged in there such that I could not get it out with my shoe on. So, I had to reach down into the hole and take my shoe off. Then I had to squeeze my hand and shoe up through the hole. Finally, I was able to contort my foot in a way that I could get it out.
Thanks go out to Brian for trying to help me out of the hole, to Robert for documenting the (w)hole event with his camera, and to Cameron for doing whatever he was doing while I was stuck. Ho(le)pefull, I can get the pictures from Robert and post them here.